Title for the top of the shirt:
The 13.8 billion year history of the Universe scaled down to a single year
Forgive me, I'm just a robot blindly programmed to preserve genes (Richard Dawkins)
We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever (Carl Sagan)
God isn't dead, he's just working on a much less ambitious project (Anonymous)
Life is the greatest teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils (Hector Berlioz)
Personalized:
Greetings from an indifferent universe (provide needed perspective)
It's ones and zeroes all the way down (refute the "turtle" hypothesis)
Scientific systems built one atop the next (pedantic but to the point)
We are a way for the universe to know itself (Carl Sagan)
Death is life's answer to the question "Why?" (a great conversation killer!)
