Quip to go at the top of the t-shirt:

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I'm just a robot vehicle, blindly programmed to preserve genes
adapted from Richard Dawkins

We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever
Carl Sagan

God isn't dead, he's alive and working on a less ambitious project
unknown genius

Time is the greatest teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Hector Berlioz

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Quip to go at the top of the poster:

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We are a way for the universe to know itself
Carl Sagan

We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever
Carl Sagan

We are robot vehicles, blindly programmed to preserve selfish genes
Adapted from Richard Dawkins

Time is the greatest teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Hector Berlioz

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Quip to go at the top of the puzzle:

None
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To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe
Carl Sagan

Science is only a Latin word for knowledge
Carl Sagan

We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever
Carl Sagan

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Short quip to go above the calendar:

The Cosmic Calendar
to the point

Energy molecules
energy molecules for rebooting blindly programmed robot

Blink and you're gone
100 years is a blink of an eye on the calendar

The Universe doesn’t care
nobody is coming to save us

Cup of stellar ash
our atoms were fused in stars

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Short quip to go at the top of the iPhone:

The Cosmic Calendar
To the point

Blink and you're gone
Energy molecules for blindly programmed robot

Mate, spawn, and die
100 years is a blink of an eye on the Cosmic Calendar

Reality > virtual reality
As Carl Sagan said, nobody is coming to save us

The Universe doesn't care
As Carl Sagan said, our atoms were fused in stars

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Quip to go at the top of the card:

Merry Dinosaur Day!
Christmas is dinosaur day on the Cosmic Calendar

Greetings from an indifferent universe
Put news in perspective

I'm a blindly programmed gene-preserving robot
Richard Dawkins excuses all your egregious behavior

Card composed of and by stellar ash
Adapted from Carl Sagan quote; our atoms were fused in stars

The Universe doesn’t care
You can care though!

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Choose a title for the top of the shirt, then choose a type of shirt:

Greetings from an indifferent universe (provide needed perspective)

It's ones and zeroes all the way down (refute the "turtle" hypothesis)

Scientific systems built one atop the next (pedantic but to the point)

We are a way for the universe to know itself (Carl Sagan)

Death is life's answer to the question "Why?" (a great conversation killer!)

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